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Being a father is not an easy task. A person has to go through many hardships to fulfill this responsibility. The moment a man becomes a dad, he accepts a lifetime of responsibility. He bestows his children with unconditional love and care, without asking for anything in return. He tries his best to make his children's life not less than perfect. Fathers work day and night just to fulfill each demand and need of their children. Therefore, Father's Day provides children with a chance to treat him specially and make him proud of his fatherhood. On this day, make your dad realize your love and gratitude. One of the best ways is to have a hilarious encounter with your dad is by reciting some of the funny and rib tickling Father's Day jokes. We have given some of the funny Fathers Day jokes in the following lines, just for you.

Humorous Jokes For Fathers Day

Posted By: DAVID JOHNSON
Sunday, June 17th 2012 at 3:37AM
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small voices answered in unison, "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and a 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.
One time my kids wanted to surprise me with a good breakfast in bed on Father's Day. They put a cot in the kitchen.
One evening, while sitting around the dinner table, a little girl looked up and asked her father, "Daddy, you're the boss, right?" Her father was very pleased by this and replied, "Yes." Then, the little girl continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.
Sunday, June 17th 2012 at 3:41AM
DAVID JOHNSON

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